I should probably be editing podcasts, not Photoshopping this, but alas, I am weak and the Lost Highway thing has been bugging me for a while.
“A Long Week” - March 18, 2012
In which it is discovered that I have upwards of TWO voices in my repertoire if there are any voice agents listening.
Thanks to Darren Esler, Jim Rowley and Bill Kelly.
Here is a thing I will be doing: all the jokes I’ve written down (that I can find) will be put into the grinder and spit out as this rather misshapen sausage. It’s sort of a podcast and I’m calling it “A Long Week”. Its audience is approximately 1 (with a margin of error of plus or minus 1), but you’re welcome to listen. If I triple the audience, I may turn it into a legit thing instead of just posting it on Tumblr. This is for the week before this last week (3/11/12). I’ll post this week’s tomorrow.
If you’ve got five minutes to kill, then by all means…
Thanks to Myrone Summer, Darren Esler, Brittany McComas, Brian Nichols and TK Kelly.
One minute, i pray, 60 seconds to discuss the virtues of faux meat.
From this week’s AAAH! SCIENCE! located at www.aaahscience.com.
I’ve been encouraged by the support of many friends (including gay friends, incidentally).”
-Kirk Cameron
Hey, Kirk. If you call someone “unnatural” and “detrimental” and you think they’re still your friends, they’re either
a) imaginary

(super gay - also, super non-existent)
b) not gay
(not gay - just marketably effeminate)
c) not your friends.

(people who are paid to be there aren’t friends, they’re employees)
More bits! List bits, even. God help me, i love list bits.
i have bits. i don’t know what to do with them, so i put them here.
My wrap-up from this week’s Aaah! Science! podcast in which i start with digital cameras, but kinda get off topic.
Clint gave a stirring halftime speech during the Super Bowl, but then the poor coach has to come in to pick up the pieces…
Super Bowl

