All this “sand nigger” talk (c.f. Taylor Chapman’s Dunkin’ Donuts rant) has made me kind of jealous that racists never got around to giving us Asians our own ‘n-word’. Hello, racists! We’re non-people too!
I suggest “rice niggers”. Then I started thinking: why aren’t Australian aborigines called “kangaroo niggers”? Really, nigger has a thousand household uses.
Why not “igloo niggers” for the Inuit? Mexicans could be “bean nigg-
Oh. I guess that sounds too much like “bee nigger”. Technically, since I’m half black and half yellow, *I* would be classified as a “bee nigger”.
Of course, once you’ve opened that door, we can get to the folks who truly deserve the word: white people. We could call Frenchmen called “Brie niggers”, Germans are totally “sausage niggers”, Canadians would be “maple niggers” only because “universal health care niggers” is really too much of a mouthful to scream from a passing pickup truck window.